ANYTHING could happen (challenge)

I.

And there the sun burns crimson bright,
But just can’t seem to find a job,
Captain Hook must be gentle.

II.

Depends how thin you cut it
Eggs on Easter,
From inside a lion.

III.

Geraldine now, stop shaking that cow;
Here’s what you had for lunch today:
I met a devil, but he didn’t want my soul.

IV.

July
Knows What’s
Lyin’ on the sidewalk,
Mama said I’d lose my head.

V.

No I do not want a kitten.
One picture puzzle piece,
Pop plugged in the TV fights,
Quick—’fore it becomes a cat.

VI.

She’ll cling.
There’s a light on in the attic,
Up over the mountains,
Velvet robe of a queen.

VII.

When I looked around,
You admit I’ve told it all?